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rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

#tbt I don’t know why I like this picture so much of my dad & I..bc his face isn’t even all the way in the picture. Maybe bc my Mamaw can not take pictures & never could 😂 or maybe bc he looks super mysterious & a badass with his leather jacket (which he still has btw) 😍 or maybe bc he has a really good grip on me. He’s always made me feel safe & secure. My dad has always been the one constant person in my life besides my Mamaw & Papaw. I wouldn’t be who I am today without them. Today my dad goes back to UK hospital for the thousandth time this year. Please keep in him your prayers. They are just running tests & doing check ups but please pray they don’t find anything wrong. I love you Dad.

#tbt I don’t know why I like this picture so much of my dad & I..bc his face isn’t even all the way in the picture. Maybe bc my Mamaw can not take pictures & never could 😂 or maybe bc he looks super mysterious & a badass with his leather jacket (which he still has btw) 😍 or maybe bc he has a really good grip on me. He’s always made me feel safe & secure. My dad has always been the one constant person in my life besides my Mamaw & Papaw. I wouldn’t be who I am today without them. Today my dad goes back to UK hospital for the thousandth time this year. Please keep in him your prayers. They are just running tests & doing check ups but please pray they don’t find anything wrong. I love you Dad.

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

For everyone who doesn’t think kirby is hardcore, have a gif of him lighting himself on fire to kill innocent bystanders

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

For everyone who doesn’t think kirby is hardcore, have a gif of him lighting himself on fire to kill innocent bystanders

eds-sunburn:

theblessedvirginharry:

You’re adorable

fuck look at his hands

eds-sunburn:

theblessedvirginharry:

You’re adorable

fuck look at his hands

daily-asgardian-news:

I’m not even sorry for making this

classichorrorblog:

Halloween (2007)